1 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,800 Now, Listen!.. 2 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,400 A SHOEMAKER IN HEAVEN 3 00:00:17,469 --> 00:00:21,009 Once upon a time there was a clean-handed shoemaker and his wife. 4 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:24,829 One day the shoemaker died 5 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,929 and went to heaven. 6 00:00:29,079 --> 00:00:31,209 Saint Peter wouldn't let him in: 7 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:35,320 "God went for a walk. Take a sit on this stool and wait!" 8 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,319 The shoemaker is sitting, getting bored. 9 00:00:37,369 --> 00:00:40,379 No one's coming. 10 00:00:40,429 --> 00:00:42,379 Suddenly he looks down and sees - 11 00:00:42,429 --> 00:00:44,739 a thief is stealing linen from his wife! 12 00:00:44,789 --> 00:00:47,020 The shoemaker got angry and - bang! 13 00:00:47,070 --> 00:00:49,020 - hit him with the stool! 14 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:51,020 Suddenly God comes back. 15 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:53,510 The shoemaker felt ashamed and hid. 16 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,600 God looks around: "Where's my stool?" 17 00:00:56,649 --> 00:00:57,859 The shoemaker comes out: 18 00:00:57,909 --> 00:00:58,919 "Lord, forgive me! 19 00:00:58,969 --> 00:01:00,919 A thief was stealing my woman's stuff 20 00:01:00,969 --> 00:01:02,660 and I got him with the stool!" 21 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:04,180 "Funny you are, shoemaker! 22 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,230 We ain't gonna have no furniture left here this way! 23 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,709 Why don't you go back and live some more!" 24 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:13,490 And they lived happily ever after.